[Verse 1] You've got that stern expression, here we go again
It's been about a year it feels like ten
I swore to love you 'till the bitter end
Guess I meant it
So I;ll pull out a cigarette and light it
You tell me I'm a dick and I should quit
You made a comment about the shape I'm in
Thought I missed it
Woah

[Chorus] We're all going on a twisted holiday
We left it all behind in case tomorrow never came
If this is it I guess I'm in
Who needs conventional anyways
So you can come with me
Through the falling leaves
There'll be no need for farewell
'Cos I know I'll see you in hell

[Verse 2] I've got years on you kid
But you knew me better than I did
Blame the rows on being passionate
Funny isn't it?
We could swap love for tears and resentment
Don't fuck with this happy ending
I can't deny that I'm tempted
Just don't take the piss girl

[Chorus] We're all going on a twisted holiday
We left it all behind in case tomorrow never came
If this is it I guess I'm in
Who needs conventional anyways
Oh yeah
So you can come with me (you can come with me)
Through the falling leaves (through the falling leaves)
There'll be no need for farewell
'Cos I know I'll see you in hell

[Bridge] This song's hard to sing 'cos we've been fighting (fighting)
My voice is shot and these walls are not sound proof
But we'll never look back
Though it's matter of fact
That the neighbours must have had a funny view
Of me and you

[Chorus] We're all going on a twisted holiday
We left it all behind in case tomorrow never came
If this is it I guess I'm in
Who needs conventional anyways
So you can come with me (you can come with me)
Through the falling leaves (through the falling leaves)
There'll be no need for farewell
'Cos I know I'll see you in hell