Everything depreciates
When it's broken in
In this case it's him
Wakes up with vomit on his chin
He's a worthless piece of shit
Kick him in the ass
Turnin' down no proposition
When he's not pissin' his pants
All messed up nowhere to go
Because he's always broke
Everyday is like a punchline
Of a bad joke
Hard luck woman, hard luck man
Blame it on america
Hopped up on the stuff
Someone give him a jumpstart
Don't lead me to temptation
Because I can find it myself