Everything else you said was great,
But that– — –you said it once
Yeah, everything else you said was great,
But that– — –you said it once

Our spleens empty so quickly
Gonna keyboard-kick you online
Reject your apology,
Ignore our excess
Attack without hearts or minds

Call you ''fascist'' repeatedly
Even though we're bad with dictionaries
(Definitions are reactionary!),
Can't understand that fascism
Can flap an ignorant right or left wing
Call your loved ones ''trailer trash,''
Even suggest a killing spree

We've also never looked up irony

Everything else you did was great,
But there– — –you slipped up once
Hey, everything else you did was great,
But there– — –you slipped up once

Our spleens empty so quickly
Gonna strike on- and off-line
Reject your evidence,
Ignore our violence
Attack without hearts or minds

'Cause you're ''fascist'' eternally
Given our liberal and tolerant policies
Cold fists or hot drinks
In your face for questioning orthodoxy
Shout you down, push you around
To ensure safe spaces for humanity

Everything else you said,
Everything else you did;
(Hey!)

Everything else you said,
Everything else you did
(Yeah!)

Everything else you did, said
Everything else you did, said

Everything else you said,
Everything else you did
(Hey!)

One of 100 ain't all that bad
(Nope)
One of 100 ain't all that bad
(Na)
One of 100 ain't all that bad
(No!)

But we are troopers
And therefore we must act

Ain't it curious,
Ain't it sickening,
How [the right
And the left] (x 2)
Can both become
So dangerously silly

Ain't it curious,
Ain't it sickening,
How [the right
And the left] (x 2)
Mimic each other
With matching inhumanity

Ain't it curious,
Ain't it sickening,
How [the right
And the left] (x 2)
Can both manufacture
Little Mussolinis