The ladder leans
Against the wall
And every man
Likes being tall

The  mistress of
The lion cage
30 teeth
Are hard to gauge
She looks like Loren
With tattoos
All over
Her body

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All over
Her body

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It’s carnival 
We love to see
Who’s our freak
On the marquee

This jamboree
Everybody’s favorite
She walks the wire
Over the pavement
Graceful and poised
Even though she is drunk
She sits upon
The elephants trunk

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Graceful….
And poised

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You missed the show again

She swings in air
On the trapeze 
She kind of smiles
Trying to appease

Step right up and
Take a peek
She promises
Not to speak

She’ll wave her hands and
Shake her ass
She dances
With class

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Ooooh
La la la di da

It’s cold but she’ll wear
Her leotard
She’s a bright
Shiny Star

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Don’t miss the show again

You Missed the show ooh
You miss the show again