Oh I never sneeze when you're around,
And you never think I have a cold,
But when I'm all alone I I Ityshoo I need,
You and a box of handkerchiefs…

My nose never runs when you're around,
And you never think I have the flu,
But when I really do I I Ityshoo I need,
You and a box of handkerchiefs…

I catch a cold easy
When I'm feeling sneezy,
What I really need's a box of handkerchiefs to please me
It's you I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs…

Everytime I go out I get the flu,
I'm okay one minute then I start sneezing again,
I sneeze here I sneeze there I'm always sneezing everywhere…

Oh I never sniff when you're around,
And you never think I'm really ill,
Oh but I tell you still I I Ityshoo I need,
You and a box of handkerchiefs.