So you wanna know
What I got your baby for his birthday
These things are great
I know he's gonna like it

It's a rubber band shooter gun
It's a rubber band shooter gun
It's a rubber band shooter gun
It's a rubber band shooter gun

I bought your baby a rubber band shooter
You better teach him how to use it
Or he's going to poke somebody's eye out
And if he does
Don't come running to me

It's a rubber band shooter gun
It's a rubber band shooter gun
It's a rubber band shooter gun
It's a rubber band shooter gun

All these people are trying to take the rubber band shooter guns off the shelves
If they don't like them
Then why do they keep playing with them