The girl's always giving him shit
'Cause he like da banana split.
She's always calling him names, and
He'd like to be doing the same.

Life's not fair; are you aware?
I can't spell it out like Dr. Frank – who cares?

He's wearing lavender pants.
The boy's just dying to dance.
The girl's always making him cry,
And we're all wondering why.

Life's not fair; are you aware?
Be proud of who you are and don't be scared.