Ashley:
Killer girlfriend,
You'll love her till the end.
A burning feeling running through your veins,
She'll steal your heart,
And eat your brains!

Stefan:
My girlfriend doesn't talk much,
But I love her pretty face.
She never plays hard to get,
Although she always loves the chase.
She showed such sweet affection,
When my hamster bret went missing.
And it's passionate and s***
When she bites me when we're kissing.
Sometimes it can be difficult
Cause my girlfriend's such a flirt.
I have to buy her perfume,
Cause she always smells like dirt.
She wants to take it slowly,
I learnt the other day,
When I told her 'i love you',
And she replied with…

Ashley:
Killer girlfriend,
You'll love her till the end.
A burning feeling running through your veins,
She'll steal your heart,
And eat your brains!

Stefan:
Her eyes are like a constalation,
Twinkling in the dark.
She gives me little love bites,
Cause she likes to leave her mark.
She's not just pretty outside,
She's a princess underneath.
But an animal in the bedroom,
She likes to use her teeth.

Dru:
I think it's cool you've found a girl that doesn't think you suck,
And let's be honest found a girl I'd also like to Fuck.
But I need to tell you something,
That I don't know how to say,
Stef, I think it's obvious your girlfriend here is gay…

Ashley:
Killer girlfriend,
You'll love her till the end.
A burning feeling running through your veins,
She'll steal your heart,
And eat your brains!