Daylight dawns, you wake up and yawn – Mr. Clean
A piece of toast from the one you love most – and you leave
You catch your bus in the 8 o'clock rush,
And catch your train in the morning rain
Mr. Clean – Mr. Clean

If you see me in the street – look away
'Cause I don't ever want to catch you looking at me – Mr. Clean
'Cause I hate you and your wife
And if I get the chance I'll fuck up your life
Mr. Clean – Mr. Clean –
Is that seen!

Surround yourself with dreams, of pretty young
Girls, and anyone you want, but –
Please don't forget me or any of my kind
'cause I'll make you think again
When I stick your face in the grime –

Getting pissed at the annual office do –
Smart blue suit and you went to Cambridge too –
You miss page 3, but the Times is right for you –
And mum and dad are very proud of you –
Mr. Clean – etc.