"My gaurdian angel wears a hard hat,"
Said the boy with the microphone
"Else, I wouldn't be standing here today
Ever since I was a little young a boy
I couldn't leave well enough alone
When trouble standing in my way

Up, down, anywhere but in the middle
Off the wagon, under the wheel again
All or nothing – never could do just alittle
Never could leave it alone

Hard living be the death of me
Yes gonna lead me to an early grave
To die in the saddle must be my destiny
But to ride this rocking horse I must be crazed

Good clean fun is just my imagination
Down and dirty that's the way the game is played
This hard life has caused me aggravation
Never could leave it alone
Ohh no now baby
Can't leave it alone
Ohh I gotta ride that rocking horse

Talking, about my guardian angel, she wears a hard hat
Wouldn't be standing here today
Ever since I was a little bitty young boy
Been trouble standing in my way

Up, down, anywhere but in the middle
Off the wagon, under the wheel again
All or nothing – never could do just alittle
Never could leave it alone
Ohh now now now baby
Can't leave it alone
Gotta ride my rockin' horse