[Verse 1] The girls did coke tonight
Jackie and Steve are in a fight
And I'm cutting tombstones with a knife
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2] The girls had lots of fun
Off the omnivore's dilemma
Before the eyes of Washington
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 3] The girls can't fall asleep
Turtles are mating on TV
And I'm outside smoking reds with Steve
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Bridge] Steve's all right
Steve's all right

[Verse 1] The girls did coke tonight
Jackie and Steve are in a fight
And I'm cutting tombstones with a knife
Yeah, yeah, yeah