What if it's bad for me?
What I'm getting sick?
What about once a week, just a little bit?
Think I got a fever

Talkin' 'bout UV rays
Talkin' 'bout toothpaste
Talkin' 'bout aspertaine, as part of me
Well I got a feeling

Don't mind me, I'm only dead

I read what the expert says
I read what he recommends
Read and re-read again, and I tell a friend
"You wouldn't believe this"

Talkin' 'bout cosmic waves
Talkin' 'bout PPM
Talkin' 'bout atmosphere
Should I breathe it in?
Well, I got a feeling

Don't mind me, I'm only dead
Don't try me, I'm only dead
There's no need, I'm only dead
Don't mind me, I'm only dead