Yeeeeeeeeeehaw!

She's a tall glass'o water.
She's sip a lemonade.
She's a cup of hot darjeeling tea
She's a cold tang in the shade.
She's an oatmeal cookie.
She's a crumble apple melba toast…
She's the cream in oreo that's the part…
That I like the most.
She's a handful of beer nuts
She's a cold bottle of schlitz.
She's a little tub of pepto bismal
Whenever I got the shh… Ow ya doin' all right!