Angels soaring through the air
As they did in Bethlehem
Angels answer every prayer
Once they get around to them
Please be patient, an angel will be with thee shortly

Due to increased prayer amounts
Seraphim will have delays
Servicing thy prayer accounts
For the next five million days
Please be patient, an angel will be with thee shortly

Please continue thee to hold
All thy ills will be relieved
Every human grief consoled
In the order' twas received
Please be patient, an authorized prayer technician will be with thee shortly
Or to save thee time, wait for the chime