A regular guy, regular size
Regular drink, regular fries
Regular pesticide
A regular car, a regular house
Regular doubts, regular channel 5
That's just a regular life

I'm 9 to 5 and you're 5 to 9 and
We're doing what we need
It isn't so bad

I want to be someone
All the time number one
But I'll take what I get
And I'll make the most of it
'Cause I know, I'm not just someone

A regular girl, regular curls
Regular video games and squirrels
Regular cinnamon twirls
Regular job, a regular tan
Regular man, a regular diamonds and pearls

That's just a regular world

I'm 9 to 5 and you're 5 to 9 and
We're doing what we need
It isn't so bad

I want to be someone
All the time number one
But I'll take what I get
And I'll make the most of it
'Cause I know, 'cause I know I'm not just someone

[regular guitar solo]

(x2)
I want to be someone
All the time number one
But I'll take what I get
And I'll make the most of it
'Cause I know, 'cause I know I'm not just someone