[Brak] Say that I'm a silly so and so
[Zorak] So and so…
[Brak] Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool
[Zorak] Cool…
[Brak] Tromp on my big toe
Darling, I still love you so
I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool
I know that I embarass you sometimes
[Zorak] All the times…
[Brak] Like when I threw your mom into the pool
[Zorak] Mom…
[Brak] I yell a lot
And you can't understand a word I say
But, hey, I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool
I remember the night we met
It was in a laundromat
[Zorak] You came into to wash your feet
She was eating a pile of meat
[Brak] And that as they say was that
Oh…
At the moment
I am indisposed
[Zorak] Indisposed…
[Brak] But when and if someday
I get set free
[Zorak] Free… Take me
[Brak] We'll find a little cottage
With a swingset and a slide
And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be
And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be
[Zorak] Somebody… Please kill me