[Mr Garrison] Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5×2?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?

[Clyde] 12?

[Mr Garrison] Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a
Complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.

[Kyle] I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!

[Cartman] Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

[Kyle] Shut up fat boy!

[Cartman] Hey! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!

[Mr Garrison] Eric! Did you just say the 'f' word?!

[Cartman] Jew?

[Kyle] No, he's talkin' about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you
Fuckin' fat ass.

[Mr Garrison] Kyle!

[Cartman] Why the fuck not?

[Mr Garrison] Eric!

[Stan] Dude, you just said fuck again!

[Mr Garrison] Stanley!

[Kenny] (muffled) fuck

[Mr Garrison] Kenny!

[Cartman] What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[Mr Garrison] How would you like to go see the school councellor?!

[Cartman] How would you like to suck my balls?

* Big gasp from whole class*

[Mr Garrison] What did you say?!?!

[Cartman] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Actually, what I said was,
* Pulls out megaphone*
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"

(Stan) Holy shit dude.