I sneezed a sneeze into the air.
It fell back down, I don't know where,
But hard and cold were the looks of those,
Standing too close to my nose,

So I sneezed a sneeze into the sky.
It fell back down and hit my eye,
Then, it rolled and tickled my nose,
'Til I re-sneezed that sneeze I snoze,

So I sneezed a sneeze into my shirt.
It was cold and wet but it didn't hurt.
I didn't have a tissue near,
And it would've hit that girl's ear.

Nobody really knows,
What to do with a sneeze after you snoze.
A brand-new tissue's where it goes,
But what if you don't have one of those?

A little bit faster,
Could be a disaster,
But if you can do it, you'll be a master.

I sneezed a sneeze into the air.
It fell back down, I don't know where,
But hard and cold were the looks of those,
Standing too close to my nose,

So I sneezed a sneeze into the sky.
It fell back down and hit my eye,
Then, it rolled and tickled my nose,
'Til I re-sneezed that sneeze I snoze,

So I sneezed a sneeze into my shirt.
It was cold and wet but it didn't hurt.
I didn't have a tissue near,
And it would've hit that girl's ear.

Nobody really knows,
What to do with a sneeze after you snoze.
A brand-new tissue's where it goes,
But what if you don't have one of those?
What if you don't have one of those?