[Verse 1] I'm sorry to interrupt the pool party.
In a minute you can all get back to more carefree fun,
But we have a little situation.
We have a little complication.
Well, actually, honestly, truthfully, more than one.

[Chorus] Has anybody seen my pet piranha?
Has anybody seen my pet shark?
Has anybody seen my pet water cobra?
They get grumpy when they're hungry and it's starting to get dark.

[Verse 2] My mom is a marine biologist, you see,
And our basement has a giant tank for just those three,
And from that tank to the pool,
There's a tunnel that's really cool,
But I forgot to lock the gate; silly me.

[Chorus] Has anybody seen my pet piranha?
Has anybody seen my pet shark?
Has anybody seen my pet water cobra?
They get grumpy when they're hungry and it's starting to get dark.

[Verse 3] They get excited when there's sudden movement,
So everyone stay in the water please,
And if they smell your fear,
They'll think that dinner's near,
So if you feel one swim by, just relax and freeze.

[Chorus] Has anybody seen my pet piranha?
Has anybody seen my pet shark?
Has anybody seen my pet water cobra?
They get grumpy when they're hungry and it's starting to get dark.

They get grumpy when they're hungry and it's starting to get dark.