"WRITER'S BLOCK"
Words and music (c) 1998, Richard D. Diakun

Would you help me write a story,
Though I'm not sure how it goes?
A tale about how boy meets girl,
You could be one of those.
I think that boy wants to meet girl,
But doesn't know how to start.
I was hoping you could help
With how to write that part.
Won't you help me with my writer's block?
Could we collaborate?
We'd be equal partners from the start,
With lots of give and take.
Won't you help me with my writer's block
And help these fine words flow?
Oh, please help me with my writer's block…
It would mean so much to me.
You'd help write a romantic tale,
From the starting page.
A classic tale of love and hope
To last throughout the age.
This contract has no deadlines,
So time is what we'll take.
We'd share creative copyright
(to any) sequels that we make.
Won't you help me with my writer's block?
Could we collaborate?
We'd be equal partners from the start,
With lots of give and take.
Won't you help me with my writer's block
And help these fine words flow?
Oh, please help me with my writer's block…
It would mean so much to me.

If it sounds like I'm in love with you,
I guess that's what you'd say.
If you'd help me write a story
I'd read it every day.

Won't you help me with my writer's block?
Could we collaborate?
We'd be equal partners from the start,
With lots of give and take.
Won't you help me with my writer's block
And help these fine words flow?
Oh, please help me with my writer's block…
It would mean so much to me.

Would you help me write a story,
Though I'm not sure how it goes?
A tale about how boy meets girl,
You could be one of those.
I think that boy wants to meet girl,
But doesn't know how to start.
I was hoping you could help
With how to write that part.