[Verse 1] Flipside speaks
It's a banner for the TV picks
Ya get the ready daytime sheets
And the answers blow a horn beep beep
Flipside speaks
[?] Graham Coxon looks like a left-wing Boris Johnson
The [?] are breathing in
[?] [Chorus] Don't [?] [?] Don't [?] cheap shit
[?] Don't [?] [?] [Verse 2] Flipside speaks
It's the Hammer of the Gods, my arse
More like the bloke [?] and thoughtful music in the artist park
[?] Flipside speaks
If you think about it, it's quite bleak
The faculties ain't what they seem
[?] [Chorus] Don't [?] [?] Don't [?] cheap shit
[?] Don't [?] [?] [Bridge] (Flipside, flipside)
(Flipside)

[Verse 3] Flipside speaks
[?] pitch, fuck off
I can't believe he's come for Sleaford Mods
Little style biters hiding behind virtue staples [?] [?] Flipside speaks
It's a banner for the TV picks
Ya get the ready daytime sheets
And the answers blow a horn beep beep
(?)

[Chorus] Don't [?] [?] Don't [?] cheap shit
[?] Don't [?] [?] [Outro] [?] [?] [?] [?]