[Spoken Intro – Slayyyter] Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!
Ow!

[Chorus – Slayyyter] All I want for Christmas is to get fucked
Take a big hit, get my tits sucked
All I want for Christmas is to get fucked
Is to get fucked, is to get fucked

[Hook – Slayyyter] All I want for Christmas is
An 8 ball of blow and a pair of new tits
Santa, won't you bring me those gifts?
Sorry that I'm naughty, but this is how I live

[Chorus – Slayyyter] All I want for Christmas is to get fucked
Take a big hit, get my tits sucked
All I want for Christmas is to get fucked
Is to get fucked, is to get fucked

[Verse 1 – Slayyyter] All I want for Christmas is
Bottles in the club and some Gucci purses
Santa, boy, you know where I live
So get up in your sleigh and deliver my shit

[Transition – Slayyyter] Get fucked, fu-fu-fucked
Get fucked, ge-ge-get fucked, fucked
Get up in your sleigh and deliver my shit

[Verse 2 – Ayesha Erotica] Well, I'm back, the ho-hoe in charge
And if you're not ready, well bitch I’m barging
In all the clubs and bars that you frequent
DJs play Ayesha in sequence
And if you don't like it then tough
They'd rather bump mine than your wack ass stuff
I mean, come on now, it's all about taste
But please, you bitches don’t got the bass!
Now, Christmas morning, what I want
Is two big brand new boobs to flaunt
An Escalade to go pick up Slayyyter
And hit the freeway, bitch, see you later!
Now bump this shit when you're out with your family
I'm cutting up lines in Miami
There's one more thing that I've got to say-a
And that's "Chag Sameach," bitch!

[Bridge – Slayyyter & Ayesha Erotica] All I want, all I want, a-a-all I want, all I want
(I'm cutting up lines in Miami)
A-a-all I want, all I want, all I want, all I want
(Cu-cu-cu-cutting up lines in Miami
And that's "Chag Sameach,")
Bitch!

[Chorus – Slayyyter] All I want for Christmas is to get fucked
Take a big hit, get my tits sucked
All I want for Christmas is to get fucked
Is to get fucked, is to get fucked

[Hook – Slayyyter] All I want for Christmas is
An 8 ball of blow and a pair of new tits
Santa, won't you bring me those gifts?
Sorry that I'm naughty, but this is how I live