The fact is this'll end up sad,
But Junior's well adjusted and quiet
He's truly such a lonely boy,
His brain gets in the way most of time
And lately, all Junior wants is to go to sleep
And lately, he says the strangest things
… And lately

Junior likes to sleep
He sleeps all time
But it's not because he's lazy, just preoccupied
And A.M. Saturday
Never comes soon enough
He sits and watched two inches from the T.V.
Just like he was in love

He's got the scars suburbans do
The calloused thumb of ninendo youth, but now
There's something growing in his mind,
The power cosmic, fighting time at last

And lately, all Junior wants is to go to sleep
And lately, he says the strangest things
… And lately

Junior likes to sleep
He sleeps all time
But it's not because he's lazy, just preoccupied
And A.M. Saturday

Never comes soon enough
He sits and watched two inches from the T.V.

Just like he was in love
Just like he was in love
Just like he was in love
… until the show is done.