My stories got boring, it was bound to happen
My talk went stale, that's how it happens
You get a small home, a dull man, a ring
I get self-serving songs it pains me to sing
My stories got boring, it was bound to happen
My talk went stale, that's how it happens
You get a small home, a dull man, a ring
I get self-serving songs it pains me to sing

You said "cheat, but no mistresses" and I half listened
In every man, a garbage dog
You said "cheat, but no mistresses" and I half listened
In every man, a garbage dog
A gross opportunist, a lowlife Judas
In every man, a garbage dog
You said "cheat, but no mistresses" and I half listened
In every man, a garbage dog

My body got boring, it was bound to happen
Sex got stale, that's the way it happens
You get a shit house, a dull man, a kid
I get a sharp pain when I think of these things
My body got boring, it was bound to happen
Sex got stale, that's the way it happens
You get a shit house, a dull man, a kid
I get a sharp pain when I think of these things
My body got boring, it was bound to happen
Sex got stale, that's the way it happens
You get a shit house, a dull man, a kid
I get a sharp pain when I think of these things
My body got boring, it was bound to happen
Sex got stale, that's the way it happens
You get a shit house, a dull man, a kid
I get a sharp pain when I think of these things

Enthusiastic for missionary, he's fucking ecstatic
Enthusiastic for missionary, he's fucking ecstatic
Enthusiastic for missionary, he's fucking ecstatic
Enthusiastic for missionary, he's fucking ecstatic

Your dull man, your dull man
Your dull man, your dull man
Your dull man