[Verse 1] It's still funny to be a dick
And [?] [?] up my racist dad
Generation X never did it like that

[Verse 2] Sick and secretly impressed
By actors in an ample chest
A vehement atheist
Who believes in God when I'm acid

[Refrain 1] God I'm smart and I'm worth hating
God I'm smart and I'm worth hating
God I'm smart and I'm worth hating
God I'm smart and I'm worth hating

[Verse 3] Is it funny when I suck?
Is it funny when I suck?
It's a Friday night and I can't get drunk
Is it funny when I suck?

[Bridge] Am I thinking about myself
Or somebody else?

[Refrain 1] God I'm smart and I'm worth hating
God I'm smart and I'm worth hating
God I'm smart and I'm worth hating
God I'm smart and I'm worth hating

[Refrain 2] Fuck, I'm hot and I'm worth hating
Fuck, I'm hot and I'm worth hating
Fuck, I'm hot and I'm worth hating
Fuck, I'm hot and I'm worth hating