(feat. Chris Rock)

Holiday time, everybody and their brother
Shows up for dinner with my father and mother
Family at the table getting crazy and loud
Saying, "Ain't enough turkey to feed this crowd."
(The bird's too small
To feed us all)
But yo momma says, "Pump it!
Pump it up, now
Pump it!"
(Get a Nikey turkey and pump it!
Make it big now!)
Pump it!
(Pump it up!)

The first turkey dinner was 1620
The Pilgrims had it in the land o' plenty
Nothin' was chill with the harvest down
But the red brother knew he had enough to go around
He knew to pump it!
Pump it up now
Pump it!
(Pump the bird!
Make it big now!)
Pump it!
(Pump it up!)

So if your holiday table ain't lookin' too full
Get a Nikey turkey, it's adjustable
And pump it!
Pump it up!
Pump it up!