I met a guy last night and
Girl, I felt the earth move
If you'd a-been there I swear
You would've felt it too
But I spilled red wine on his white shirt
I studdered and stumbled over all my words

'Cuz he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy
And oh my God that smile of his just slays me
I love him, wanna have his babies
The only problem is he hates me

I thought I'd make things better
So I asked if he liked to dance
If we could get a little closer
I thought we might have a chance
Then my ex walked in and a fight broke out
So much for a kiss with his busted up mouth

But he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy
And oh my God that smile of his just slays me
I love him, wanna have his babies
The only problem is he hates me

We could be honeymoonin' south of the border
If he'd just drop that restraining order

'Cuz he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy
And oh my God that smile of his just slays me
I love him, wanna have his babies
The only problem is he hates me

Yeah, whatever honey.