Got a letter just this mornin' it was postmarked Omaha
It was typed and neatly written offerin' me this better job
Better job at higher wages expences paid and a car
But I'm on tv here locally and I can't quit I'm a star
Haha I come on tv a grinnin' wearin' pistols and a hat
It's a kiddie show and I'm a hero of the youner set
I'm the No 1 attraction in ever' super market parking lot
I'm the king of Kansas City no thanks Omaha thanks a lot
Kansas City star that's what I are yodel-de-la-de you oughta see my car
Drive a big old Cadillac with wired wheels got rhinestones on the spokes
I got credit down at the grocery store and my barber tells me jokes
And I'm the No 1 attraction in ever' super market parking lot
I'm the king of Kansas City no thanks Omaha thanks a lot
[ trumpet ] Kansas City star that's what I are…

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