LYRIC
I tell you, I'm all right now
But last week I was in rough shape
I don't get a break with nothing
I played hide and seek when I was three
(No respect, no respect)
Why, they wouldn't even look for me
(No respect, no respect)
I was an ugly kid, I never had fun
(No respect, no respect)
They took me to a dog show and I won
(No respect, no respect)
When I was born, I brought no joy
(No respect, no respect)
My old man said he wanted a boy
(No respect, no respect)
I was an ugly kid, always alone
(No respect, no respect)
Halloween, I had to Trick or treat over the phone
(No respect, no respect)
Friends don't call
My phone don't ring
I don't get a break with anything
(What's the matter, Rodney?)
Ah, death, where is thy sting
It's just rapping Rodney
Ain't wrapped too tight, no, no
Rapping Rodney, get out of sight
It's just rapping Rodney
Make no mistake
Poor old rapping Rodney
Can't get a break
I'm getting old, it's hard to face
(No respect, no respect)
During s**, I lose my place
(No respect, no respect)
Steak and s**, my favorite pair
(No respect, no respect)
I have them both the same way, very rare
(No respect, no respect)
I know I'm old, I could go any minute
(No respect, no respect)
I got a kidney shaped pool with a stone in it
(No respect, no respect)
Doctor Vinnie Boombatz
That's another one
(No respect, no respect)
I said I wanted to stop aging
He gave me a gun
(No respect, no respect)
I told him I got water on the knee
He gave me a sponge and raised his fee
(What's the matter, Rodney?)
It ain't easy being me!
Ah, give me a break
Play something from the forties
Now what kind of music is this
How bout Stardust
Hey, what are you doing
That's not Stardust
Listen to this, will you
I mean, where are the flutes
What a band
Hey, don't quit your day jobs
Look at this
The drummer carries the melody
Hey, tell the bass player
I like his instrument
Hey, boys, keep it going
Lay it on me
I'm in the groove
Nothing goes right, I just can't fight it
(No respect, no respect)
Eastern Airlines thanked me for flying United
(No respect, no respect)
I got some money, what did I do
(No respect, no respect)
I bought some quicksand
The deal fell through
(No respect, no respect)
My car broke down, I called Triple A
(No respect, no respect)
They left the car and towed me away
(No respect, no respect)
I can't take it no more
I'm getting too old
(No respect, no respect)
I called suicide prevention
They put me on hold
(No respect, no respect)
Winter, Summer, Spring, and Fall
I'm always up against the wall
(What's the matter, Rodney?)
I don't get no respect at all!
It's getting worse, it's caving in
The happiness I can't take it no more
It's all over
Hey, where are my kids
Somebody, help me
Hey, bartender?
Hey, who's that guy on my daughter?
Where's my wallet?
How do I get out of here?
Stop that dancing!
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