She's a ridiculous pop phenomenon
I don't know why people put her records on
And I will never be sleeping happily
Until she is gone

It was a Saturday, it's always a Saturday
I couldn't wait to go
Down the street to meet my date
She came skipping along
Singing her new favorite song

It's so wild
Everybody's wild
Everybody's got her number
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

She's an original (no, she's the only one)
Listens to nobody and dances with everyone
Give her a chance, you'll see how turned on you'll be
And she'll never be gone

It was a Saturday, three o'clock on a Saturday
I was sitting in the sun
Waiting for my friends to come
Somebody struck up the band
No, I'm not Superman

It's so wild
Everybody's wild
Everybody's got her number
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

How can I explain
When she is like my leader and my lover and the star in my darkest sky?
How to make it plain to you all
When she is my protector and my fighter and the light in my darkest hour (light in my darkest hour)?