[Verse 1] I don't even know why you're so pissed
You said I'm such a piece of shit
That wasn't subtle at all
Maybe I deserve more credit than you gave me
Say I'll never learn and it's never gonna phase me
It doesn't phase me at all

[Chorus] If I came home right now
What would I find out?

[Verse 2] I'm at the end of my tether
You're under my skin and I'm letting it fester
Yeah, I've had enough
Stumble out and I'm headed for the van
I can't drive man, I can barely stand
Forget getting it up

[Bridge] I bet you faked it all along
And I bet you never missed me at all
I'm still waiting, I'm not moving on

[Chorus] If I came home right now
What would I find out?

[Outro] You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me