[Chelsea & Jonathan, one line at a time] It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad
Honey, don't you love me and you know it makes me sad?
It's just a cigarette like you always used to do
I was different then, I don't need them to be cool

It's just a cigarette and it harms your pretty lungs
Well it's only twice a week so there's not much of a chance
It's just a cigarette it'll soon be only ten
Honey, can't you trust me? When I want to stop, I can

It's just a cigarette and it's just a Marlboro Light
Maybe but is it worth it if we fight?
It's just a cigarette that I got from Jamie-Lee
Well she's gonna get a smack, and I'm gonna give you three

[Both] It's just a cigarette and I only did it once
(It's just a cigarette it'll soon be only ten)
It's only twice a week so there's not much of a chance
(It'll make you sick girl there's not much of a chance)
It's just a cigarette and I'm sorry that I did it
(It's just a cigarette you'll be sorry that you did it)
Honey can't you trust me when I want to stop I can

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