[Verse 1] I needed something to eat
I took a walk down the street
I came to 318
Saw my sweet magdalene

[Chorus 1] Magdalena, you're the meanest, oh
Magdalena, you're the meanest, oh
Magdalena, sweet magdalene

[Verse 2] I went down deep in her hive
One year just turned into five
Night came and then it was gone
How did you get so strong

[Chorus 2] Magdalena, just between us, oh
You're the meanest, you're the meanest, oh
Magdalena, how'd you get so strong

[Interlude] Magdalena, magdalena, oh
Magdalena, magdalena, oh
Magdalena

[Verse 3] And then we started to drag
Me and my maggie-mag-mag
I begged her please no no no
She said she got to go go

[Chorus 3] Magdalena, just between us, oh
You're the meanest, magdalena, oh
Magdalena, you're the meanest, oh
Magdalena, magdalena, oh
Magdalena, magdalena