What makes you think that it won't grow back in a day or two?
Husbands in winter, they know the truth
But what can they do?
Don't like girls the way they are
So shave their legs and make them look like movie stars
Then we can pretend that it's natural
Put on whatever makes you attractive
If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
Your friends like a certain you
That's who you've got to be
Junior high legs
Blond hair gone black from removing it
Waxing since thirteen, wisdom from a beauty queen
Her tiara digging deep in her head
Put on whatever makes you attractive
If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
Your friends like a certain you
That's who you've got to be
That's who you've got to be
I'm starting to think that I'm kind of shy
Or at least I'd like to be
Winter rays give me heart attacks
So take it off and make it so it never comes back
Then we can pretend that it's natural