With perfect hair and perfect teeth
And we're still trying to learn to breathe
And I hate the neighbors
Yeah I hate the neighbors

With freshly cut grass, so green
And we've got dirt and rocks and leaves
And I hate the neighbors
Yeah I hate the neighbors

I thought I heard your voice in the back of my head
Turns out you're next door and I'm wishing myself dead

With perfect hair and perfect teeth
And we're still trying to learn to breathe
And I hate the neighbors
Yeah I hate the neighbors

With freshly cut grass, so green
And we've got dirt and rocks and leaves
And I hate the neighbors
Yeah I hate the neighbors

I thought I heard your voice in the back of my head
(whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)
Turns out you're next door and I'm wishing myself dead

Well I tried to be the nice guy
Tried to swallow but choked on my pride
And I hate the neighbors
Yeah I hate the neighbors

Well they locked the gate, so I hopped the fence
To escape back home and into my bed
And I hate the neighbors
Yeah I hate the neighbors

I thought I heard your voice in the back of my head
(whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)
Turns out you're next door and I'm wishing myself dead

Oooh

And I heard you laughing with all of my dead friends
Yeah I may be a fag, but at least I'm not living on a dead end