[Parisa:] I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

[Mikey+OTY:] He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

[Mikey:] From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

[Charlie+OTY:] He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
Oh, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
Did the monster mash

[Betsy:] The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman
Dracula and his son

[Charlie:] The scene was rockin'
They were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'

[Mikey+OTY:] He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

[OTY:] La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la

[Parisa:] The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman
Dracula and his son

[Mikey+OTY:] He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

[Betsy+Parisa:] He did the monster mash
Oh, was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
Did the monster mash

[OTY:] He did the mash
The monster mash
He did the mash
The monster mash

[Mikey:] As they returned to their graves and caves, they left
Oh, behave
Has this curtain's cat got eaten by a brat?
As said, what about the rat?
Hell's a bellplot
It's a wrap
It's a freaking monster mash