[Intro] It's Ollie, uhuh
Yup, it's freaking Ollie
Yup
Uhuh

[Verse.1] Freaking Halloween
It’s not scary, no
Your face is scarier than all the freaking ghost
You’re here every year
It’s okay, dear
Just know that you’re not even welcome here
These pumpkins aren’t lit?
Just get rid of it
It’s not even scary it’s just stupid
Girls are cats
Boys wear pirate hats
Kids get scared of fake plastic rats

[Verse.2] Freaking Halloween
It’s not scary, no
Your face is scarier than all the freaking ghost
It doesn’t make sense
You earned 5 cents
You thought you’d be rich but you jumped the fence
Is that fake blood? (Yeah)
You tryna’ look hot? (No?)
You actually look real good, not!
Trick or treat?
Is candy all you eat?
Oh, by the way, you kind of smell like feet

[Outro] Freaking Halloween