Surprise!
Help me blow out the candles? – isn't that what you meant
Who brings the nicest presents gets my dead presidents
Don't wish me happy birthday – don't wish me happy birthday
Yes, I know what you're up to – you scavengers! Hip Hip Hooray!

Put in a special paragraph in my testament
Everything goes to charity, in case of an accident
Don't wish me happy birthday – I am not happy!
Watch it, is that a bowie knife to cut the cake
Hip Hip Hooray

"for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
That nobody can deny" die, die, die!