[Skit] [woman on phone]: My leg itches'(?), I thought you were gonna ignore my Facetime call'
[Nolanberollin]: 'Why?'
[woman on phone]: 'Because you blocked me'
[Nolanberollin]: 'I blocked you from my twitter'
[woman on phone]: 'I don't wanna be blocked from Twitter'
[Nolanberollin]: 'You're going to be blocked from Twitter'
[woman on phone]: 'No, unblock me, please!'
[Nolanberollin]: 'Nah, nigga, with your salty ass favourite'
[woman on phone]: *frustrated grunting*
[Nolanberollin]: 'What's my name?'
[woman on phone]: 'Nollie be rollie'
[Nolanberollin]: 'Aka?'
[woman on phone]: 'G son?'
[Nolanberollin]: 'Aka?'
[woman on phone]: 'Yung life alert'
[Nolanberollin]: 'And I'll do what?'
[woman on phone]: ' Rob you for no reason, it's beanman season'

[Ms. Fletcher]: 'I've fallen, and I can't get up!'
[Life Call operator]: 'We're sending help immediately, Ms. Fletcher'
[Life Call operator]: 'This is Life Alert, are you okay?'

[Hook]

Juggin' off the life alert (x3)
Call me yung life alert
Juggin' off the life alert (x3)
Call me yung life alert

I'm juggin, I'm juggin' (prrr)
I'm juggin' off the life alert (aye) (x2)

Juggin' off the life alert
Call me young life alert (x2) (hold on)

[Verse 1: Nolanberollin]

Got paper like a towl ( why'd you do that?)
Merry Christmas, it's a carol
Do you get the point, no arrow
All this sparrow on me, I'm like a pharaoh (no, don't do that, no)
Pull up in the crib, Dodge Viper (why'd you do that?)
Bet I got a (?), no diaper
Nigga got beams, like hyper (who told you to do that?)
Mouth wash scope, call it sniper
Serving water(?) with your wifer(?)
Poppin' bottles, apple cider (oh, don't do that)
Selling drugs to minors, in my green Pokéadvisor
Ridin' with the babies, call me school bus driver (no)
Got pills, prescriber (who told you to get that?)
Add her and provide, my bitch yellow, highlighter
Hit her with a combo street fighter (oh, that's violent, no)
Left her on the bed, had a good nighter

[Hook]

Juggin' off the life alert (x3)
Call me yung life alert
Juggin' off the life alert (x3)
Call me yung life alert

I'm juggin, I'm juggin' (prrr)
I'm juggin' off the life alert (aye) (x2)

Juggin' off the life alert
Call me young life alert (x2) (hold on)