You know how it is! I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm forty now and I got a family and I got shit to do.
And, you know, I made the decision when I was forty,
I'm goin' on the wagon, you know?
No more drinking, no more drug taking, no, oh, this?
This is a beer, but, you know, this is light beer!
It's, it's not even like drinking beer!

I've become a cliche.
I've become a cliche.
I've become a cliche.
I've become a cliche.

Okay, well, I'll have a drink or two at shows,
But only to loosen up.
I totally stopped doing drugs.
Oh, prescription drugs are, you know, that's different.
It doesn't have to be my prescription.
If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe.
But, you know, I definitely don't do street drugs anymore.
I mean, unless you've got some.

I've become a cliche.
I've become a cliche.
I've become a cliche.
I've become a cliche.

Oh, you're not holding.
That's cool.
No big deal.
You know, I never do it unless it's just around,
Or someones offering it.
Oh, I know a guy!
Yeah, he's, he's like ten minutes away.
I'll, I'll drive. I'll drive.
You know, I got money too!
Oh, oh we, yeah we could just stay here.
Or, I'll be back in twenty.

I've become a cliche.
I've become a cliche.
I've become a cliche.
I've become a cliche.

Whaddya mean?
This is not last call.
This is first call.
We'll, we'll, I know a place we can go.
We'll go right,
You threw up!