[Skit – Danny Sexbang] So for the past three and a half years, Ninja Brian and I have been working on the most intense metal song of all time
It's finally ready, so prepare your body for this shit
Go, Ninja Brian!

[Instrumental] (Bloopy reggae jam)

[Skit – Danny Sexbang] That's, that's not it. No. That's not-
Oh, you took some liberties?
That's, that's not metal
Play it right, please

[Instrumental] (Bloopy reggae jam)

[Skit – Danny Sexbang] That's the sa- That's the same so- Just, it's th-
That's just the underwater effect on the same song. Come on, man

[Instrumental] (Bloopy reggae jam)

[Skit – Danny Sexbang] Brian, I know you love bloopy reggae jams. Now is not the time
Could you please play the actual metal song?
That we worked on for three and a half years?

[Verse 1] (Metal riff)
Yes! Huah!
Back when Satan ruled the la-
(Bloopy reggae jam)
Goddammit!