You only miss me when you're drinking
You only miss me when you’re stoned
You only miss me when you're drinking
And you can’t stand to be alone

You just called to tell me that you love me
You’d do anything to win me back again
But your liquid courage ain't enough
And I’ve heard it all before
You’re going to miss me when I’m gone

The bottle is your only friend
That will stay with you until the bitter end
But your tequila swagger's still the same
There’s so much I can’t ignore
You’re going to miss me when I’m gone

You only miss me when you're drinking
You only miss me when you’re stoned
You only miss me when you're drinking
And you can’t stand to be alone

You only miss me when you're drinking
You only miss me when you’re stoned
You only miss me when you're drinking
And you can’t stand to be alone
You know you can’t stand to be alone