It was a dark and stormy Friday night
I checked my pulse I wasn't feeling right
I started walking out to my front door
That's when I heard a little voice I never heard before

It said "Don't you go outside
You know you're only here to spy on me
I don't know what you intend to find
You should stay home with your own kind."

Girl, don't flatter yourself
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I no longer love you

Girl, don't flatter yourself
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Who am I trying to fool?

Locked all the doors, checked under the bed
That little voice, it was inside my head
It waits for me to forget all the pain
Then like a knife it stabs itself right out into my brain

It says "Don't you go outside
You know you're only going to spy on me
I don't know what you intend to do
I found a love so sweet and true"

Girl, don't flatter yourself
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I no longer love you

Girl, don't flatter yourself
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Who am I trying to fool?

Someday I will run, run away
Yeah, I will run, run away
I will run, run away
Yeah, I will run

Girl, don't flatter yourself
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I no longer love you

Girl, don't flatter yourself
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Who am I trying to fool?