When I get that funky feeling
Long dumb road for me
When I can’t help but get to drinkin’
Long dumb road for me
Baby it’s a long, a long dumb road for me
For me to do alone
A long dumb road for me

My baby tried to make me listen
But I had my headphones on
I forgot to learn my lesson
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Baby it’s a long, a long dumb road for me
For me to do alone
A long dumb road for me

All I ever wanna do
Is run around the city with you
I’m never gonna get a clue
I guess your never gonna

When my Momma caught me smokin’
Long dumb road for me
When I had to have five hundred thousand
That was too late for me
Baby it’s a long, a long dumb road for me
For me to do alone
A long dumb road for me