New years day, lyin' next to my bed with a
Hand in my pants and a song in my head
About being depressed 'til I figured out
It ain't the 90's
I looked thru a raygun and thru a spin
Then I ripped out the pages of clothes that were in,
Threw on my pumas and tried to put it all behind me
Mona lisa smiled as I was walkin' out the door
She said, "yo, you gotta keep it real, just like the year before."
I second that emotion and 20 thousand more

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I could change and you could change
But everybody would stay the same (I know)

Still on vacation with nothin' to do so I
Got in my car and I got a tattoo just to
Cover up the one that I got of you when I was drinkin'
I really only now regret the things I haven't done
Stayin' under covers in the dark it ain't no fun
I'd rather take my glasses off and stare right at the sun

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