I won't change places with anyone tonight
My spirits couldn't be higher
Somebody up there's looking down on me alright
I got all that I desire

Got a long dress
And some chopsticks
And free tickets to the fair
Got a passport and some ice skates
And a copy of Jane Eyre!

I won't change places with anyone, not me
I've got to where I was going
I'm in the spot I always dreamed I would be
I hope my ego's not showing.

Got a suntan
And some goldfish
Stevie Wonder in my car
And an Andy Warhol painting
Of a peanut butter jar.
Got a red hat
And a grandad
And a map of Paris France
Know some card tricks and a few jokes
And a risque Russian dance.

I won't change places with anyone right now
I've got a lot of plates spinning
The cards I'm playing are all aces somehow
It's no wonder I'm winning.

I won't change places with anyone – what for?
I wish the whole world could see me
It would be greedy asking anything more
I'm just so happy to be me.

Got a long dress
And some chopsticks
And free tickets to the fair
Got a passport and some ice skates
And a copy of Jane Eyre!

I won't change places with anyone right now
I've got a lot of plates spinning
The cards I'm playing are all aces somehow
It's no wonder I'm winning.

I won't change places with anyone – what for?
I wish the whole world could see me
It would be greedy asking anything more
I'm just so happy to be me.