Capped teeth and Caesar Salad
Good old Beverly Hills
With every deal that's done
An award is won
You can rent a car
Or rent a star
Suntans and Sunday brunches
Sprinklers sprinkle away
Careers are being hyped
Before the scripts are typed
I'll call you back and have a nice day

Capped teeth and Caesar Salad
Spotless Beverly Hills
If someone takes a walk
All the neighbours talk
Every man and beast
Came from out East
Egos and valet parking
Newsmen gossip away
If you don't mean a thing
You'll find your phone won't ring
I'll call you back and have a nice day

("Hello… Mr. Stigwood's Office – No, I'm afraid he's at a screening. If you would like to leave word we'll get right back to you. Thank you for calling – Have a nice day.")

Capped teeth and Caesar Salad
Prime time Beverly Hills
The cost of land's so high
You can't afford to die
When you feel bad there
You dial-a-prayer
Earthquakes and English muffins
Ulcers popping away
It's like a fairy tale
Long as you don't inhale
I'll call you back and have a nice day.