[Verse 1] Well I hope this moment will never be over
Because I just don’t know how I’m gonna face being sober
Because that’s when I know I’m going to have to regret
All the disgusting things that I know I said
Because I’ve got a dirty mind that I’ve got to get off my chest

[Verse 2] So I know that I’m not making the best of impressions
That was a lie when I said I didn’t know how I was dressing
And I guess love does that to us all
Well, it’s going to beat my ass, I’ll never have to fall [?] But right now I only hope that your love
Is going to push me up against the wall

[Chorus] But I’m going to try so hard not to look like a drunken fool
But by the time I get the nerve up, you’ll think that it’s just the booze
Now I know you’re down and out; I must be too if I am here with you
But I knew I was crazy alone, I’m just crazy for you

[Verse 3] I want to get with you, now I’m sure you will drown it[?] Well, honey, the next time that I’m drinking that cheap stale[?] red wine
Yeah, that’s when I know that I’m going to do it again
I’ll take a vow of silence for them [?] The next time I see you, you probably won’t be holding anything at all [?] [Chorus] I’m going to try so hard not to look like a drunken fool
But by the time I get the nerve up, you’ll think that it’s just the booze
I know you’re down and out; I must be too if I am here with you
But I knew I was crazy alone, I was crazy for you

[Bridge] But be ready
Because I know you’re scared of me now
Honey, wait ‘til I get out
Be ready
Because I want you
Yes, I do

[Verse 4] So I hope this moment will never be over
Because, honey, I know you won’t like to think about it later when you’re sober
But I just could not get you out of my head
Because, honey, you should be like a dog at the foot of my bed
And you will never feel lonely again
You heard what I said

[Verse 5] I’m going to try not so hard not to look like such a drunken fool
But we’ve been drinking together so long, so what should I do?
Now I know you’re down and out, I must be out of my head to love you
But I do, and I knew that…

[Chorus] I was crazy alone, I was crazy for you
So be ready
Because I know you’re scared of me
Well, maybe you should be, baby
Because I’m crazy