[Verse 1] Break it up, you and me, oh what a night
Yeah, maybe next time I'll get it right
This ain't no time to be a gentleman
You gotta get it while you can
And that's why I been

[Chorus 1] Oh, knockin' on wood
Yeah, but it's doing no good
Whoa, knockin' on wood

[Verse 2] Break it up, you and me, oh what a fight
This guy came in with a knife
She says she's gonna call 911
I said settle down honey, it's just begun
And that's got you

[Chorus 2] Whoa, knockin' on wood
Whoa, but it's doing no good
Yeah, I been knockin' on wood

[Verse 3] Break it up, you and me, oh what a night
Oh, maybe next time I'll get it right
She won't stop bitchin' about her medicine
But she's on that government grade heroin
And it's got me

[Chorus 3] Oh, knockin' on wood
Yeah, but it's doing no good
Whoa, knockin' on wood