[Verse] Got a call from randy round six o’clock saying he got hanker for a honkytonk
Wants an ice cold beer and a country song and he didn’t wanna stay out all night long
Well I aint the kind to let a buddy drink alone but I cant turn it off once I turn it one

[Chorus] There’s no stopping me once I get going put a can in my hand and I’m wide ass open
The tick tocks good and the clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten I’m half past tipsy at quarter to twelve man I’m done half quittin
The countdowns on when the first beer hits me
Five four three two one too many

[Verse] Well five time I was feeling loose singing karaoke to a TL two
The a pretty little thing shot me a wink said hey cowboy could you buy some drinks
Well sure baby doll I will if you want but I can’t turn It off once I turn it on

[Chorus] There’s no stopping me once I get going put a can in my hand and I’m wide ass open
The tick tocks good and the clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten I’m half past tipsy at quarter to twelve man I’m done half quittin
The countdowns on when the first beer hits me
Five four three two one too many

[Chorus] Well iv never been the kind to quit wont stop till I get to the bottom of this
The nights still young so what you say we shotgun one
There’s no stopping me once I get going put a can in my hand and I’m wide ass open
The tick tocks good and the clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten I’m half past tipsy at quarter to twelve man I’m done half quittin
The countdowns on when the first beer hits me
Five four three two one too many
Five four three two one too many